Are there any jokes only engineers can understand?
Are there any jokes only engineers can understand?
But there are a lot of in-jokes in engineering. We do a job that most people really don’t understand, which means there is a rich vein of comedy material that only us engineers will understand. We’ve looked high and low for some of the best engineering jokes. Some will make you groan. Others laugh out loud.
What was the joke about the constipated engineer?
The physicist fetches a bowl of water, drops the ball in and measures the displacement. The engineer strolls up with book in hand, checks for a serial number and looks up the volume in his yellow bouncy ball table. Did you hear the one about the constipated engineer? He managed to work it out with a pencil. Turns out it was a natural log.
When does the general public think about Mechanical Engineers?
When the general public thinks about mechanical engineers, I’m sure the first thing they think about is the humour and storytelling they are renowned for. Maybe not, but for people who work in the field there is a rich vein of comedy that comes with learning about all things mechanical.
What do you call an engineer who walks in on a fire?
A physicist walks in, takes a bucket of water, pours it around the fire and waits for the fire to put itself out. An engineer walks in and pours a bucket on the fire, it doesn’t go out so he goes off to check the fire safety standards.
Who are the passionate people in British engineering?
British Engineering Services is undoubtedly made up of some of the most passionate people there are. We care about what we do and that comes across every step of the way. Our people are experts at what they do and that’s a fact.
Who are the founders of British engineering services?
British Engineering Services was founded as a result of the carve-out of the Engineering Inspection & Consultancy division of RSA Plc, a division which can trace its roots back to 1859. Its predecessors were the companies who developed the original engineering inspection services, National Vulcan and British Engine.
When did inflexion take over British engineering services?
British Engineering Services (“BES”) is a provider of premium quality engineering testing, inspection and consultancy services. Inflexion led the carve-out of BES from RSA plc in October 2015, and in 2021 re-invested in the company to support the firm’s continued growth.
Are there any jokes only engineers can understand? But there are a lot of in-jokes in engineering. We do a job that most people really don’t understand, which means there is a rich vein of comedy material that only us engineers will understand. We’ve looked high and low for some of the best engineering jokes.…